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4th grade teacher Port Jervis, NY

I laughed because I've heard

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I laughed because I've heard every one of these already this year! For the elementary teachers out there: "He/she cut me!" They always care about who cut them in line, even though we are all going to the same place!

*insert whine* awwwww What's

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*insert whine* awwwww
What's next?
I forgot my homework.
What time is it? (no one can read the analog clock)
Can I sharpen my pencil?
She looked at me funny.
He said the s word. (and it's never the word you think it is)

special needs teacher, Romania

Universality of educational issues

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Hello,I agree all of the above! Now,let me add a list to bring some specifficity as teacher working mainly into the therapy room.
1. You, again?
2. You got weight.
3. You look older.
4. Who are you?
5. I saw you last summer.
6. I forgot multiplication.
7. Madam, this boy kicked me twice.
8. Don”t wanna talk to you today!
9. Do you have candies? Could you bear in mind to buy some?
10. to 20. (and counting: When do you come to take me to the therapy room?
Have a glorious school year! :)

10 things middle schoolers

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10 things middle schoolers say:

10. Is this on Moodle?
9 Do we need to write this down?
8. I read a book, saw a movie, heard a story about something that is only remotely related to this topic but I will take 12 minutes to tell you about it in detail, thus derailing any opportunity you have to complete your plans for this lesson.
7. Is this for a grade?
6. Is it time for snack?
5. Will this be on the test?
4. Do I need to write this down?
3. May I please go to the bathroom?
2. Is this for a grade?
1. When is recess?

I am looking forward to this.

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I am looking forward to this. I have been teaching high school the past four years and I will now be teaching grades 3-5. But is this really only what 3rd graders will say this September? Some of my high school students would say these things :)

Teacher, Author, Guitar––Word.

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