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1st grade Funnies!

Adelina Rucker

This year I have a great group of bilingual 1st graders who have been keeping me ROTFLM*O (rolling on the floor laughing my *** off).
So much so, that I wanted to share these funnies with the rest of you.

While reading the book "We The Kids" in celebration of Constitution Day, we were discussing rules/laws and giving examples of laws in the community. Students gave examples such as stopping at the stop sign, wearing your seat belt, etc.
A little boy raised his hand and shared with us, "You can't have girlfriends under the age of 18. That is the law!"

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social media and marketing manager of startup

One of the great joys of

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One of the great joys of working with children is the funny and innocent things they say! I once had a ES student asked me if I was one of my staff member's daddy. Now my friends refers to me as K's dad. =)

Director of Social Media Strategy and Marketing @Edutopia, edcamp organizer

Hilarious!

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Just have to comment that your post made me laugh at loud! Thanks for sharing.

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This year I have a great group of bilingual 1st graders who have been keeping me ROTFLM*O (rolling on the floor laughing my *** off).

So much so, that I wanted to share these funnies with the rest of you.

While reading the book "We The Kids" in celebration of Constitution Day, we were discussing rules/laws and giving examples of laws in the community. Students gave examples such as stopping at the stop sign, wearing your seat belt, etc.

A little boy raised his hand and shared with us, "You can't have girlfriends under the age of 18. That is the law!"

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I have a student who like to

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I have a student who like to be a drama queen and told me that when she was haveing the hick ups she thought she was having a heart attack. Another time is when we had a parent reader and he read a book that had a funeral in it and a girl told him that her grandfather was burned not buried. I couldn't stop cracking up for hours.

social media and marketing manager of startup

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I have a student who like to be a drama queen and told me that when she was haveing the hick ups she thought she was having a heart attack. Another time is when we had a parent reader and he read a book that had a funeral in it and a girl told him that her grandfather was burned not buried. I couldn't stop cracking up for hours.

LOL! Funny! Burned!

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As we were lined up for the restroom following lunch, I was giving permission to students to go in a few at a time. I usually do this by pointing and they say yes or no. One little boy said, "I don't, but I know the girl behind me does." I started to say, "That's not very polite ", but he interrupted me and said "She ate ALL her lunch and her belly is full. It needs to be emptied!" I laughed for awhile after that.

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